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roha
Joined: 03 Feb 2007
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Sat Feb 03, 2007 11:27 am |
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Ladka:-Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen' Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke gharjayen
Ladki:-Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim paap hoga:
Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga
Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar
Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar
Milna hai to milisee duniya ke chaman main
Phir kya milna hoga,Jab laaash hogi kaphan main
:Mjno:- ka husn :Lela:- ka ghumaar dekha hai
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai
Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat
Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai
Maine tujhe dekha,handle badal badal kar
Tere baap ne mujhe peeta,sandlDile badal badal kar
Industrian sari mere yaar kha gaye
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar kha gaye
Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating
banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye
Dil Logi Ke Jaan Logi
Meri Jaan Set Hone Main Kitna Time Logi
Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do
Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do
Meri jaib main hai kath, meri rifle bhari hui hai
Mujhe khauf kya police ka, mera baap mantri hai
Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya
Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa
Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele ka chhilka
Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya
Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, sheesha chatak gaya,
Buddhi ne aankh maari, buddha latak gaya |
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You Know Who
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
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Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:13 am |
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nice |
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roha
Joined: 03 Feb 2007
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Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:35 am |
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thanx
aap bhi koi joke sunao |
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heer
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 42
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Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:05 am |
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girl-sajna ek aisa khat likho parte parte meri umaria beet jaye
boy-#$^^&#@#&^*&(*(**^&%%$$#@$#*&*(&(($#%#$#@@@%$^%^&**&$%$%$##%.............le ab pardh |
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roha
Joined: 03 Feb 2007
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Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:51 am |
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girl-sajna ek aisa khat likho parte parte meri umaria beet jaye
boy-#$^^&#@#&^*&(*(**^&%%$$#@$#*&*(&(($#%#$#@@@%$^%^&**&$%$%$##%.............le ab pardh |
hahahaha
very nice |
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Nawab
Joined: 03 Feb 2007
Posts: 40
Location: Pakistan
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Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:38 am |
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A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him Rs. 10 and that Continues for a year.
Then suddenly the daily donation changes to Rs. 7, 50.
"Well," the beggar thinks, "it's still better than nothing."
A year passes in this way until the man's daily donation suddenly becomes Rs. 5.
"What's going on now?" the beggar asks his donor.
"First you give me Rs. 10 every day, then Rs. 7,50 and now only Rs. 5. What's the problem?"
"Well," the man says, "last year my eldest son went to university. It's very expensive, so I had to cut costs.
This year my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further."
"And how many children do you have?" the beggar asks.
"Four," the man replies.
"Well," says the beggar, "I hope you don't plan to educate them all at my expense."
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roha
Joined: 03 Feb 2007
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Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:02 am |
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hahahaha |
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sweet_kash
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
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Mon Mar 26, 2007 11:52 am |
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the beggers joke is tooo goood hope u r not that beggar (jus joking ) |
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